[JOKES] Diet Procedure

Hamud was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five kilos"

When Hamud returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 kilos. "Why,that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"

Hamud nodded obediently. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day"

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from all the skipping."

He Who LAUGHS, Lasts!